a discussion on sexual orientation

me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor: *overhears from front of class*
professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me: ....
me: ....
me: ....
professor: it should be polyerosy


finally the day has come to post this


Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.

Du caractère polymorphe et multicolore du relou en milieu urbain


"Non mais qu’ils ne respectent pas les femmes chez eux, c’est leur problème, mais ici, on est en France"

" Je suis pas raciste, mais j’en ai marre de me faire draguer dans la rue! "

" C’est dans leur culture, ils n’ont pas le même rapport à la séduction".


Happy 35th birthday to Hermione Jean Granger, the brightest witch of her age!

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